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August 18, 2005

DL gets a gay stalking fan

Apparently, I have my own certified gay stalker. No, I didn't place an order with Stalkers-R-Us. He calls himself the "Red Tory" (which, by the way, sounds like a deflated ex-superhero). But what do I know? He could be just another liberal grunt in the liberal grind. Nevertheless, stalkers have to be taken seriously. They are usually people who have mental problems(I thought the APA removed that from "the list" in 73) so I will just lock my doors, keep my finger on 911 speed dial and make sure my mace is handy when Im out. Maybe I should also go ahead and call David Letterman for tips. Oh, the price of fame.

File in: strange, paranormal and weird but true.