Jesus --not the Biblical one-- has been purchased for the tidy sum of $55,000 by a homosexual church in Indianapolis.
The proud owners of the purchased Jesus promptly
enslaved put him to work selling a brand of religion which claims Jesus wouldn't vote against homosexual marriage and he wouldn't object to homosexuals adopting children and he definitely wouldn't send homosexuals to hell.
Of course he wouldn't. His owners wouldn't let him.
Story: Indianpolis Star
When contacted for a response to the story, the real Jesus answered:
“Take heed that no one deceives you. For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many. For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you beforehand."