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September 17, 2006

Brad Pitt's ignorant statement

"Social activist" Brad Pitt is ignorant. After graduating from the social activism school for weird actors, Pitt decided to test his newfound status by making one of the most ignorant statements I have heard in recent times.

Said Pitt: "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

The possibilities of Pitt's marriage socialism might include pedophiles and the child victims. He said everyone. Pedophiles already want to legally be able to enter into sexual relationships with children.

I wonder if Pitt will ever conclude that he will not make any more money until all poor people are as rich as he is. Or if he will consider moving out of his multimillion dollar mansion when everybody can live in a simular mansion.

Finally, what self respecting woman would let a man say that about their relationship? Don't be alarmed, his live in girlfriend and baby mama du jour, Angela Jolie is a confessed bisexual. So his statement wouldn't particularly alarm her.

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